The traveller lost in the bazaar, and the boy who knew every turn
A traveller stepped into the old covered bazaar to buy one thing and be out by lunch. An hour later he was still inside. Every alley split into three; every three looped back to the same brass stall he'd passed twice already. The signs were in a script he half-recognised and wholly misread. The place wasn't hostile — it was simply built by people who never needed a map, for people who never needed a map.
A boy watching from a doorway took pity. He didn't explain the layout, or hand over a diagram, or tell the traveller to «just follow the main passage». He said, «This way,» and walked. Left at the spice sacks, right where the light came down, under an arch the traveller would never have chosen, and out — into the square, blinking, in four minutes flat. The boy hadn't made the bazaar simpler. He'd simply walked it a thousand times, and knew which turn was the door.
Later, at a foreign court, the same traveller sat through a hearing in a language of clauses and formalities he couldn't follow — until the interpreter leaned in and told him, quietly and exactly, what was being asked and what to say. Same rescue, different maze: someone fluent, on his side, turning noise into a straight path.
Spanish admin is that bazaar and that courtroom. The rules aren't out to get you — they were just built by people who never needed the map, in a language that isn't yours. Administrative assistance is the local who knows every turn and the interpreter at your shoulder: we don't lecture you on the layout, we walk you to the door.

